National Amuser – Fast Reads

ALIENS Took JFK

One goofy protester at an anti-5G rally holds a sign that says, "Aliens Took JFK," clearly in spite of the common belief of muddy evidence to the contrary. See More - Aliens & JFK

When asked, Joe Bourne of Salem, Ohio admits, "I am raising awareness about alien abductions." Space aliens reportedly take lots of children reports a smart, well-placed insider.

Many (the abductees) claim to have received under the skin implants. "We get tracked by the devices." Joe adds, "It is how cosmic lords spy on us."

Folks do not realize how aliens (and governments) can keep easy-peasy tabs on earthlings. It is thought that RFID nanotech fibers spread via chem-trails in the sky. "It gets on and then grows inside of you like germs," he states.

Science fiction writers suggest that wireless 5g signals activate tracking devices. Planes, drones, and drive-by vehicles send signals to high tech fibers on your skin.

"So, the public asks me about the JFK gimmick and I tell them about the harm from the 5g wireless soul cages," Joe smiles. ★ Click to Close

Light Pollution Problems

Lots of money goes to pay for streetlights and yard lamps. It turns naturally dark, storytelling nights, into overexposed revelations of crass real estate projects, private schools, and empty shopping centers. See More - Pollution

It truly lights up the hell people mistakenly think this life represents. Ancient peoples, including our Native American families, worshiped the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars. Even the three wise men in bible times in the Arabian territory, wisely followed the lights under dark night covers.

Astrologers know how to read the messages, and not everyone listens. The dark skies initiative wants to darken things up a bit. "It will put the heavenly lights on our minds again," says Reverend Polly Lumens, a dark sky activist. "People are missing the signs of heaven in front of their eyes," she adds.

The activists want folks to dim lights, set timers, and observe light discipline. They want city streetlights to go dark after one minute when no movement is detected. A goal is so people in the hearts of big cities can catch glimpses of the Milky Way Galaxy, or the dome over which covers the Earth say some. ● Click to Close

Do your best.. to keep your wits.

Mad English Cows

Cow bites are on the increase. A United Kingdom (England) report shows that cows are more aggressive. Underway is a study of the effects of cramped living quarters on the living.
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Unrest is rising among animals on farms. Factory farmers tell veterinarians that cows get violent. One dairymaid (worker) reveals that in alarming frequency, the cows kick and step on dairymaids.

"Cattle were once nice," says Tillie Hale of Oxshire, a town near London. "It is changing. I don't grasp how! Now, brown cows, especially the Swiss Brown dairy cows bite," she explains.

Animals experience and react to stress. To boost milk production, 100 cows were added to the warehouse farm where she works. Officials deny a link between more milk and mad cows.

As city dwellers that live in "cage" apartments seek green space and room to stretch, they expect next, the best treatment for farm critters. Country living with happy cows and free-range chickens is popular again. ▪ Click to Close

Differences About Men
Do not judge men and women by the same rules. There are vast differences between them. Man is a creature of ambition and curiosity. His nature leads him to the struggles and bustle of the world. He seeks fame, fortune, space in the world's thoughts, and to dominate his fellows. Whereas a woman's role is more suited to nurture friendships, traditions, and to build trust.

Watch Rice Grow - Rice is the seed of a cereal grass. It is claimed to be native to India, but it is known to have been cultivated in China for more than five thousand years. It grows wild in Australia and Malaysia. Rice requires plenty of warmth and moisture. It is cultivated in the warmer parts of the temperate zone, but it thrives best in the tropical regions.

Space is made in Hollywood - A zany former scientist claims rocketry is science fiction. "It’s like how the Red Hot Chili Peppers song says, that space is made in a Hollywood basement," pleads Glen Johnson, who went to a California college.
Johnson flunked out of school because teachers refused to be fair when grading his written reports. He was an astrology and engineering student. They (the teachers) did not like a punk like him levitating the theory of gravity.
"A lot of folks in the world do not believe in the moon landings," Johnson adds. His friends agree with his wacky beliefs. They were interviewed outside a shopping center panhandling money and collecting cans.

Captivating Kentucky - Kentucky is one of the most healthful and beautiful States in the USA. The greater part of its land is arable and productive.

The famous blue grass in Kentucky gives rise to equestrian culture and folk music. The Ohio and Mississippi rivers form an easy navigation link. The productions are wheat, tobacco, maize, rye, and to a small extent, cotton. The inhabitants are brave, frank, and hospitable.

Conjugal Relations - First conjugal approaches are usually painful to the new wife, and no enjoyment to her follows. Great caution and kindness should be exercised.

A young couple rushing into animal passions can soon produce a nervous and irritating condition that long brings apathy, indifference, if not dislike. True love and a high regard for each other will temper passion into moderation. A train leaves the station at a slow and steady pace. Mind your speed.

About You Know What
When a child, after having given proofs of memory and intelligence, experiences daily more and more difficulty in retaining and understanding what is taught him, it is not only from unwillingness and idleness, as is commonly supposed, but from a disease eating out life itself, brought on by a self-abuse of the private organs.
Besides the slow and progressive derangement of his or her health, the diminished energy of application, the languid movement, the stooping gait, the desertion of social games, the solitary walk, late rising, livid and sunken eye, and many other symptoms, will fix the attention of every intelligent and competent guardian of youth that something is wrong. A better way to fill a youth’s attention and to direct their boundless energy is to take up sports or to tend to weeds in the garden. Please be mindful of garden snake serpents.

Hawaii Shipping - Honolulu, on the island of Oahu, is the capital and commercial center, and foreign steamships and sailing-craft are scarcely ever absent from its harbor. Regular shipping service connects this port with San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver, B.C., and the principal ports of Asia. It is connected with the other islands by an inter-island transit system. The city has great schools, business organizations, hotels, and streets. ▰

Dragon Bad Breath - Care should be taken to remedy an offensive breath without delay. Nothing renders one so unpleasant to one's acquaintance, or is such a source of misery to one's self. The evil may be from some derangement of the stomach or some defective condition of the teeth, or catarrhal affection of the throat and nose. Carrying breath mints is not only for you; it is for the comfort of those you encounter. Perhaps the worst breath is that of coffee drinkers and smokers! ●

About Microscopes - The first microscope is said to have been invented by a Dutchman in 1590, but its invention has been largely attributed to Galileo in 1610. The microscope has been perfected until a millionth part of a grain of blood may be detected by means of the spectrum lens. ▪

Fashions Ward Off Evil
It is custom for bridesmaids to be dressed alike or very nearly alike. The custom began in primitive times when evil spirits were supposed to attend wedding ceremonies and the bride and groom were surrounded by friends of their own age and sex dressed similarly so that the spirits could not single out the happy couple for their evil designs.

Gardens Everywhere - A century ago, each town in the USA was almost self-sustaining.

Each grew its own food, and manufactured things used in the homes. Gardens were common. Very little was required in the way of transport. The means of carriage were mainly ox-carts, pack horses, and rafts. There was an independence among the various centers, it is true, but the independence kept opinions and prices at a bit higher value price. Mind your garden.

Fast Scooters - Ever since the introduction of motor scooters from Italy, America has began a new off and on love affair with an old form of transportation. In mild climate areas in the South and West, more people are choosing the leather jacketed and chic scooter lifestyle. The Vespa was first made famous in Hollywood movies of the 1960's.

Easy to drive, the small machines are also agile and weigh less than motorcycles. These new scooters have a strong reputation for quality, value, and sturdiness. A motorcycle license is required for the bigger models that can reach highway speeds of 60 mph. A scooter can be a wise choice for budget minded commuters. ●

Storm Signs on the Way
A ring around the sun or moon stands for an approaching storm, its near or distant approach being indicated by its larger or smaller circumference.

When the sun rises brightly and quickly afterward becomes veiled with clouds, the farmer distrusts the day. Rains which begin early in the morning often stop by nine in place of "eleven," the hour specified in the old saw, "If it rains before seven." It is important to watch for signs in the sky and not digital display screens. ▾

Corn for Animals
In the USA the greater part of the corn crop is consumed where it is grown, being used to fatten swine and cattle.

The market value of a pound of corn is extended greatly by feeding the corn to livestock. A farmer can turn an excess product into one for which there is a steady demand. Although corn is not as essential a staple as wheat, it has a wider range of usefulness.

Letters as Literature

To compose a letter requires more ability than to give it the proper arrangement and mechanical dress. A mind well stored with useful knowledge as well as command of language, is necessary in writing a letter on general subjects.

The strictly business letter requires full understanding of the facts concerning which the letter is written, and the facts are set forth in plain and unmistakable language. All display of rhetoric or flourish of words is entirely out of place in the sober, practical letter of business. The proper use of capital letters, punctuation, and correct spelling is essential to the well-written letter, and with care and effort may be easily acquired. ▪

Puerto Rico - Formerly a Spanish colony, it is now a possession of the USA. The island is about the size of Connecticut. The industries are almost wholly agricultural, and nearly the whole surface is under cultivation. Sugar, coffee, and tobacco are grown for export, and these comprise the chief source of income. The coffee-crop is one of the most valuable products and gets a high price because of its better quality. ●

Avoid Awkward Gawking
A lady does not form acquaintances upon the street, or seek to attract the attention of the other sex or of those of her own sex. Her conduct is always modest and unassuming. Neither does a lady ask services or favors from a gentleman.

She accepts them graciously, always certain to express thanks. Gentlemen do not stand on street corners, in hotel doorways, or gaze from store windows to impolitely watch lady passersby. This is the exclusive business of louts. ●

About Brazil - Brazil is the largest of the countries of South America and is level and fertile, producing tobacco, sugar, indigo, coffee, and pepper. Diamonds are found here. In the interior, vast herds of wild cattle abound. They are hunted for their hides, which form one of the chief export articles of the country. ◆

Self-Supportive
The young man who gives evidence of thrift is always in demand. Be enthusiastic and drive with success all that you undertake. A young man, sober, honest and industrious, holding a responsible position or having a business of his own, is a prize that some bright and beautiful young lady would like to draw. Woman admires a certainty. Be ambitious young man.

Kissing & Caresses - This should never be tolerated under any circumstances, unless there is an engagement to justify it, and then only in a sensible and limited way.

The girl who allows a young man the privilege of kissing her or putting his arms around her waist before engagement will at once fall in the estimation of the man she has thus gratified and desired to please. Privileges always injure, but never benefit. Mind your kisses and the music.

Modern Astronomy

Modern astronomy began a little more than three centuries ago with the invention of the telescope and Galileo's application of it to study the heavenly bodies.

This instrument at once revealed to him the mountains on the moon, the satellites of Jupiter, and the spots on the sun, and brought the celestial bodies under observation in a way never before done. In our view today, the planets of the solar system are quite unknown worlds. ■

About Wool - The wool of commerce is mostly applied to the fleece of the common sheep. There is no hard and fast distinction between hair and wool, but generally wool fibers have rough edges and hair has a hard, smooth surface.

If a mass of loose wool is spread out and beaten, or pressed between rollers, the fibers interlock closely that a thick, strong cloth called felt is made without spinning or weaving.

It is What You Know
It is known how manners and not wealth decide social rank. You can be rich, but if you do not know how to act, dress, and speak, you will not get respect. Society has rules, and folks who will not learn them are shunned, banished. Etiquette is a roadblock to keep the ill bred out of the circles where they would be awkward, embarrassed, and uncomfortable. For some, without effort they learn how to be polite at the right time and place. ◆

Taking Vaccines - Those who are conscientious objectors to vaccination should have the courage to face all penalties or persecutions to which they may be subjected by law, and stand alone, if need be, against the whole world, in defense of their conviction.

Those who object to it merely on the grounds of health should acquire a complete mastery of the subject, and should be able to convince others of the correctness of their views, and convert them into adopting those views in practice.

But those who have neither definite views on the subject nor courage enough to stand up for their convictions should no doubt obey the laws of the state, and conduct themselves humbly and follow orders. ~ Gandhi

About the Sun - The great body of the sun is gaseous, though hard for us to conceive of the condition of the gaseous core, at once subject to great temperature and pressure.

Probably it is a gas so thick that it would resist motion as putty does. Nor do we know much of the nature of either the sunspots or the solar corona. They may influence the earth's magnetism, but whether it affects weather, rainfall, and storms is a matter of debate.

For the State's Sake
If the home exists primarily for the sake of the individual, it exists secondarily for the sake of the state. Therefore, any home into which are continually born the inefficient children of inefficient parents, not only is a discomfort in itself, but it also furnishes members for the armies of the unemployed, which are tinkering and hindering legislation and demanding by the brute force of numbers that the state shall support them.

Know Your Numbers
Did you know there is your own personal number? It is a number that influences you and your actions more than any other. If you know your number, think how you can use it for good and avoid others for ill. The finding of your number is a simple matter when you have mastered the elements of numerology, which is the science of numbers. Play the numbers game. ▴

I am amazing and wonderful.
Things go like they do.
Be advised. Be very advised.
I am a very interesting person.
Wisdom can be yours.
Look ahead, not behind.

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